Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What Nationality are you really?

Your Result: You are German.

You are precise yet romantic, efficient yet dreamy, friendly yet somewhat suspicious of others. You rarely smile, but when you do it's very meaningful. You like it best when there is a group consensus, and yet you are easily annoyed by the slowness and/or stupidity of others. Sometimes you think that if only you could live on an island or move to some wonderful place far away, everything would be better, and if you can't realize this dream you often lose yourself in books/vacations/recipes/sports -- anything for an escape! All in all, however, you make your peace with life, and have many old friends.

Really? I was hoping to be Italian... but what it describes is true.

What do men really think of you?

Your Result: You're a GOOD catch!

You have the ability to light up the room with your smile. You are self-assured and you make conversation flow. Men find you witty and you have that "girl next door" beauty that men are dying for. Your only downfall is that you tend to wait too long to approach men and sometimes they wonder if you are really all that interested. Go beyond the smile and take a chance...he's out there waiting for you!!!

What Kevin Smith Character are you?

Your Result: Silent Bob

Always the quiet one, you usually have the right tool for the job. A real handy guy to have around but not great for conversation, yet you always know what to say.

yeah, that's what I thought.

What mental disorder are you?

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Your Result: Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia is a serious illness marked by psychotic phases of hallucinations and gross disorganization of thoughts. You're not just a disorder - you're a DISEASE! Your peers fear and hate you, and they also think you're a freak. You're severely ill and should go check yourself into the nearest mental hospital as soon as possible.

Which Female Grease Character are you?

Your Result: Cha Cha

The best dancer at St Bernadette's with the worst reputation, you are Cha Cha! You are confident, mischievous, selfish, and a little hard to say no to. You use your good looks and sex appeal to your advantage. Wherever there is a dance off or a car race, you are sure to be there.

Yeah, I'm not so sure about that one. I mean, I know I'm not Sandra Dee, but... Cha Cha, really?

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Which mathmatical Equation are you?

Sine: sin(x)

Your life has its ups and downs, but you doggedly keep going. You understand the importance of maintaining boundaries. You appreciate consistency and like to keep to a set routine. You're the guy with the pickup truck who helps everybody move. People like you because you are reliable.

man, I'm boring.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

What 7 deadly sins are you?

Pride

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. You do it because Well-meaning elementary school teachers told you to "believe in yourself." Your puishment in hell is You'll be broken on the wheel.